A short barreled variant of the AK47 or AK74-developed for Soviet tank crews. Often seen displayed behind Osama Bin Laden in stock newsfilm footage,and villanized by anti-gun types!
Krinkov is the Mujahedin given nickname
for a shortened AK47/AK74 variant,
the AKSU-74, that first fell into western
hands during the Russian occupation
ofr Afghanistan.
Probably the shortest, value for money
gun a nutty Michigan Militia type idiot would start collecting.
"Let the ATF come to my house, i´m prepared!
5 cases of Maker´s Mark Bourbon and plenty clips
for my Krinkov!"
to take something completely terrible and convince others that it is just what they want and desire.
Krinkowing differs from bullshitting in that there is literally no time to ever come up with a story. A true krinkow moment is on the fly, and gives the impression as though one had months to prepare.
Commonly seen in the form "krinkowed" or "krinkowing"
You had months to prepare for that presentation to our clients, but you stumbled in here at the last second with nothing but a shoddy PowerPoint. Our clients are telling me that it was the best presentation they've ever seen!" -- "Yeah, I krinkowed my ass off in that meeting room.
CONGRADULATIONS
YOU JUST SEARCHED UP THE FULL NAME OF THE MOST WIDELY DISTRIBUTED AND POPULARGUN YOU DESERVE A MEDAL
person 1: hey dude whats the full name of ak47?
person 2: "atomache kriknov 47"
...
person 2: ...that means automatic machinegun 47 in english
person 1: ok thanks
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.