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kikedyke 

One of two highest forms of insult, comparable only to geesesheet. The longer one is able to repeat kike's and dyke's without messing up, the greater the insult. Conversations can also be held using only these two syllables.
A: kikekikedyke dyke-kike-kikedyke kikedyke kikedyke kike?
B: dykedyke kike kikedyke dyke-dyke.
kikedyke by knyaz22 November 30, 2011
To be jewed/screwed constantly in a way of spending money.
That doctor kiked me over at the hospital with a 200 dollar fee.
Kiked by irumi May 13, 2006
When a guy pulls out of the vagina without wearing a condom and busts all over your stomach or back.
After a long night of sex, Kaitlin walked into the room an yelled "I just got Kroked on."
Kroked by Wes Spurbeck December 24, 2008

Kirked in the Pants 

Being well endowed in the male nether-regions. Length particularly impressive.
Person One: " I went running with John yesterday, Jesus, I can still here the sound his "equipment" slapping his lower thigh"

Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"

kirked out 

to flip out, to lose your cool, to lose control, go bananas

originating from Captain Kirk due William Shatner's penchant for over emotive acting:

Capt. Kirk to Spock: "All right, you mutinous, disloyal, computerized half-breed. We'll see about you deserting my ship."

"Rabbs kirked out when he ate the chocolate matzah."
kirked out by laxshlee November 5, 2007

jeezers kriced! 

An exclamation of surprise, horror, pain, disgust, et cetera a misspelling of the name of a religious icon from obscure mythology.
Jeezers kriced! (Or just "Jeezers!") Check the size of the ass on that bitch! Has it just gotten dark?
jeezers kriced! by jacobsjacobs September 4, 2013