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The realest nigga on the planet, the undisputed king of roblox, lives in the roblox headquarters.

Will stomp on you on any game you play, some might even think of him as an omnipotent god.

Has 19,232,534,342,865,455 wins and 0 losses

This individual used to be in the Navy Seal who graduated top of his class and has been involved in numerous raids on Al-Qaeda and has 500 confirmed kills.
" I just saw KRAIGE on a game of arsenal, he destroyed the living shit out of me"

"Damn bro I got absolutely clapped by KRAIGE on deepwoken and stole all my enchants!
KRAIGE by Abdul Dingleberry April 16, 2022
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krygerism 

An act wherein one party asks a second party a question with an incredibly obvious answer, and the first party responds with a verbal bitch-slap in the form of two simple questions that lead to the answer of the original question.
Fred: "Do we have any left-handed coffee mugs?"

Bill: "Fred, what are you carrying in your right hand?"

Fred: "A coffee mug."

Bill: "What happens if you pick it up with your left hand?"

Fred: "Well, it... oh.. oh, yeah..."

Bill: *facepalm* "GBTW"

Sam: "Epic Krygerism."
krygerism by whoisjohngalt November 2, 2008
A puss filled scab on the taint of a male prostitute
I was gonna let Michael blow me until I saw the giant krager on his taint when he bent over.
Krager by Kimboslicekitty January 17, 2023
(n) A sweet ass person known to the general public as Negark. Everyone wishes they were him, and he makes all the girls say "heyyyy." He is allergic to cats and enjoys drinking crown royal. If you have had the honor of meeting this person you will know he is amazing.
That guy is almost as hot as Kragen.
Kragen by Nosidammmmm April 4, 2011

kraggelmeister 

Generic, satirical, and meaningless insult generally for your friends
Evan: *Steals Mark's french fry*
Mark: Give that back you kraggelmeister!
A very gay Arab who may or may not have autism. A "Krayyem" tend to lie about lots of details of other people and should not be trusted by any means.
You're acting like such a Krayyem!
Mr. Krayyem screwed me over last week.