krimmeling 

After a night of hard drinking, vomiting and subsequently defecating one's self; Pissing and shitting on yourself. Also referred to as the "Krimmel Effect."

"Damn bro. Tim is krimmeling all OVER himself!"

krimmeling by Seattleeee December 4, 2011

Franz Klammer 

young lady seated between to men imitating the motion of downhill skiing. named after the famous austrian skier

If we get Becky drunk enough, maybe she'll give us the Franz Klammer on the couch tonight.

Franz Klammer by BiggyAng86 November 4, 2008

Kramer's Law 

A simple concept. Once an ass, always an ass. Arrogant, know-it-all, all around asshole.

After becoming a CPA, Ron became an arrogant asswipe worthy of disgust. It happens all the time with those types. That's Kramer's law playing in effect.

Kramer's Law by Lopz August 9, 2012

Kammerer Middle School

Kammerer Middle School is a public middle school in Louisville, Kentucky. It is awful and filled with wack teachers and students. Almost everybody at Kammerer is a worthless fuck that will do nothing with their life. Guys do hella gay stuff and think it’s fine if they say no homo. The girls mostly break their backs when they take mirror pictures in the nasty bathrooms.

If ur queer and can’t read or write then u probably go to Kammerer Middle School.

Kammerer Middle School by MadThiccDad January 22, 2019

Kramer, Cosmo

The luckiest bastard in the world. He just about falls ass-backwards into money without doing work.

Kramer's life is a fantasy camp.

Kramer, Cosmo by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003

Kramer 

Jerrys' weirdo neighbour from the T.v show Seinfeld. His first name is Cosmo.

I cant believe that im writing the first definition for Kramer.

Kramer by Blind_assassin September 6, 2005

kammer 

a person or family that loses at life, a game or contest.
makes stupid decisions regarding purchases and has no sense of financial wherewithal
to be completely void of any rational thinking

to have an insane lifestyle

guy 1 "hey did you just buy the car you have leased for the last 5 years"
guy 2 "yeah I did"
guy 1 "wow! your going to be paying $500.00 a month for another 5 years!?"
guy 2 "yup!"
guy 1 "your such a Kammer!"
guy 2 "yeah I know"

kammer by kamerdingdong May 15, 2019