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A gay dude who wrestles and has no clue about current or past events.
Hey Kotson, Your wife wants to Netflix and Chill, is that cool with you?
Kotson by Gay Frank January 29, 2016
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When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...
"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"
Koosered by P!GPEN February 21, 2013
When one is sexually attracted to only Kol mikaleson regardless of gender
She is so in love with Kol she must be Kolsexual
kolsexual by kolmikalesonwife December 30, 2020

konsequences 

(noun - I think)

An abstract and nebulous concept for men that actually may be only a theory or conjecture in which someone does one thing and then something else may or may not occur because of that first thing, but may not - but who cares cause we’re dudes and this sentence went on way too long with out the words “ass” or “boobies.”
Dan suffered konsequences when Michelle came out of the bathroom and saw him dancing with another girl at the bar and stormed outside.
konsequences by gtbarry October 3, 2008
Originated from the abbreviation KOS "Kill On Sight"

It's a word in online video games used to refer to people who are KOS.

It is more commonly used in the online game Roblox.
Dude, that koser just killed me for no reason.
The kosers are killing everyone.
i'm hackin all of you stopid kosers,
Koser by Mr.Koalas April 25, 2020

Kotex Kontessa 

A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.
"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"
Kotex Kontessa by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021