Koesser Unit 

An indeterminate measure of time usually lasting between 1 hour and 1 week. Represented by: ʞ. Commonly used in software development estimating.

Thats gonna take at least 1 ʞ (Koesser Unit) to finish.

Koesser Unit by Koesser Unit December 18, 2010

koesoh 

Adj:
Beautiful, flawless
(Inside joke for ARMY's as this is Hoseok's name spent backwards)

Person 1: Is that Hoseok?
Person 2: Yeah, he's Koesoh isn't he?

koesoh by MayaThePhan April 22, 2018

Keystone Kops 

term used to describe an inept group of people for their mistakes and/or lack of coordination and/or inability to get things done. Comes from a series of silent movies made by the Keystone Film Company between 1912 and 1917 about a group of incompetent policemen and their various escapades.

I don't know about you, but in the past few years, it seems to me that every time there is a major crisis, the government runs around like the Keystone Kops!

Keystone Kops by y0ur l3ft nut May 24, 2010

Koester

A free spirited person of Germanic descent who really enjoys a good time with friends and copious amounts of alcohol.

Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.

They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.

Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.

ex. 1 - While out at the Sportsmens' Club last weekend, I ran into a bunch of Koesters shooting clay birds.

ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.

ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?

ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!

Koester by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009

ELISA KOMES 

A beautiful women I'd love to get to know. First time I saw her, she stole my heart. I believe everyone out there has some type of Elisa, beautiful, funny, and intelligent.

Do you have an Elisa Komes?

Yeah, I love her!

ELISA KOMES by THE415MAFIA June 2, 2018

dino korespachi 

nailing some chick in the ass and then wiping your dick on her blanket when your done, then comming downstairs and scraping resin out of a bowl to smoke, just to get enough energy to go out to the supermarket and buy a few cans of corned beef hash

I dont feel like doing much today, maybe just dino korespachi around for a bit...ya know

dino korespachi by DrewBaby December 18, 2007

Kopeo Drift 

Drifting modified or stock japanese imports in the area of Kopeopeo, Whakatane. Often centred in the Pak'n'Save carpark.

"I wonder if you know how they live in Kopeo, If you seen it then you mean it then you know have to go, KOPEO DRIFT DRIFT!!!"

Kopeo Drift by george_has_a_giant_dragon? May 25, 2010