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This is what you get if you have unprotected sex with the kool aid guy.
Friend: I have aids, OH NO!!
Kool Aid guy: You have kool aids, OHHHH YEAAA!!!
by Theory's Apprentice July 02, 2006
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Powdered, mixable drink. Often referred to as Kiddie Crack, Special K, or Cult Punch. Flavours are never referred to as actual foods, just the colours they are, probably due to the fact that it's just dyed sugar. Except when you mix it in water, it tastes like fucking WATER. They make you add 4 bags of damn sugar until it actually is just coloured sugar! Who the hell makes kool aid anyways?
Kid 1: Hey, you got any kool aid?
Kid 2: Hell yeah man, I've got blue, purple, and red.
Kid 1: Well damn, blue sounds good.
Kid 2: Chyea, gettin' hopped up on the K.
by Hextacy December 24, 2006
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A beverage created from powder and water meticulously mixed together to create a drink that goes with anything from brownies to bananas (see "bananatime")
OR:
One's significant other, typically a person of the vagina.
MMMMM!!! I just LOVE the refreshing taste of Kool Aid Grape!! It's so delicious and means I don't have to buy ancy junk for my kids!!
OR:
GET OFF MY KOOL AID MOTHAFUCKA!!!
by Kyle October 30, 2003
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Somebody's business; their affairs, usually personal or scandalous in nature.
I tried to e-mail you on company time, Doobs, but the boss was all up in my koolaid.

Yeah, I was out bangin' but when I got home, that b*tch was all up in my koolaid.
by SugarBaby May 14, 2004
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The only liquid substance black people drink
Black person: Ima trade my well-fare check for some koolaid
by Onge December 11, 2005
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Slang for propaganda that tastes good on the surface, but eventually kills you. A certain Jim Jones took his cult of almost 900 people to Africa and when investigated for human rights abuses, gave the entire cult Kool-Aid laced with Cyanide to kill them and cover his tracks, telling them that the Russians were coming to kill them.
Thus, the association of Kool-Aid with political propaganda and lies.
Dumb Democrat: Dude, this new guy Obama is so great. He is going to lower taxes, help out the middle class and stop corporate fraud.

Smart Republican: (under his breath) Drink the Kool-Aid, my children...
by __anonymous____ December 09, 2009
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A new word referring to weed
you have the koolaid?
by koolaid365 May 25, 2011
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