kookie

Cookie. The food.

Or Kookie, the vagina of a female. Can be used for either.

Yum. Kookies.

by Klisk: Scorge of Alaska! October 5, 2003

kookie

Protestant holy communion.

Did you her about how John Kerry took a Protestant kookie at a church last week?

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

Kookies

Marijuana cookies

Hey, man, don't eat all kookies at once! They're not "instant"... Aw, dude, you're 'bout to be f*cked up.

by Rue36 January 28, 2017

Kookie

A word to disguise the word kiss, so your parents don't know what your talking about.

I had a kookie with Nicki today!

Tonight I might share my first kookie with him!

by Blargalicious April 2, 2009

kookies

A food invented by Vash. Ingredients include: Amphetomines, Listerine, Windex, Toothepaste, Soap, More Windex, Paper, Some Copper Stuff With A Long Name, Gadifgergifger, Crack, Butt Crack, Pot, Soda Pot, Ass-Meats, and Sugar.

These Kookies are f***ing delicious. My Tummy hurts. Why are there fish in the sky?

by KirbyKollector September 14, 2003

Kooky Mexican

A kooky Mexican is one who does anything a steriotypical Mexican does. (I.E gardening, gangbanging, planting, lawn mowing, soccer (football), and pretending to be George Lopez)

"Hey John, what team are the English playing in soccer (football)?" "Dude, are you stupid, they are playing the Kooky Mexicans" "ohhhhhh I get it"

by Ballinout June 10, 2015

Kookie Monster

n. A peculiar and rare sexual act during which one defecates into the palm of one's hand and proceeds to shake the hand of another party.

"Hey Chris, I'm going to give you a kookie monster"
"...You know how I know you're..."
"Shut up and give me your hand"

by Rachel Ironbutler August 30, 2008