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1. Another name for the good good (marajuana)
2. A really good time, especially when the good good is in use
1.Hey man, wanna hit up wawa and then hit the koofty?
2. Maaaan, that party last night was so NOT lit, but I pulled out the good good and I had a koofty time.
Koofty by Yetis Flexer July 3, 2015
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Something that is very good is considered to be "koofty", it's an adjective used to describe any sort of positive event, can also be used in conjunction with maximus/minimus... other variations include kooftlet, mini-kooft, or the infamous ever so exaggerated kooooofty (only used to rub something in that's positive for you but not for others)
Wow that meal we just had was really koofty.
Now that's what i call kooftimus maximus...
Vegas is so not koofty right now...
etc.
koofty by Amir M. June 28, 2007
Related Words
When your vibin but turnin up at the same time
Brock: Yo Tyler is straight vibin on the dance floor

John: Bruh he’s straight actin KOOFY

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If John was shredding people in cod people could say he’s on that koofy shit
Koofy by DaReal.Koofy August 24, 2020
also known as "koofey smack" created by dipset's jim jones. Koofey is a very hard slap.
"koofey smack that nigga" "yo you slapped the koofey out that nigga"
koofey by D~Legal November 10, 2004

koofy smack 

n; A more detailed and humiliating variation of the bitch slap in which you put baby powder (or some other light powder-like substance) on your hand and slap your "ho" in the face once, and bring your hand back again, effectively hitting her with the back of your hand.
Sean: Did you get the money?.
Greg: She was holdin' but once I gave her a koofy smack, she coughed it up.
koofy smack by doublev July 30, 2008

Koofting 

The art of achieving ones personal needs at the cost of another persons efforts.
"Stop koofting on my chips, you didn't drop a penny."
"I was koofting on his notes and got an A on the exam."
Koofting by Big Baba September 28, 2015
Has evolved into something more than before.

The ultimate Swag mixed with Legendary Sauce while staying cooler than a cucumber.
Stoney: Damn Cuh that shit is koofier than Lil Wayne’s koof

Koof: Yuh I feel dat just had to stay true to the Koofy Kommandments.
Stoney: aye that’s wassup I feel dat
Koofy by DaReal.Koofy July 22, 2021
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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