kooch smoocher

Slang term for ‘lesbian’. Or really anybody who likes kooch.

Dude: “I’m gonna try and pick her up tonight”
Mate: “No chance- she’s a kooch smoocher”

by Smartmouth78 July 17, 2019

Mississippi Kooch

A crude/derogatory term for an unhealthy (possibly infected) abnormally large vagina.

This thing is drippin' like a Mississippi kooch.

Whew!!! The sushi sitting in the sun all day smells like some Mississippi kooch.

Listen to that echo! I haven't heard an echo that clear since I yelled into a Mississippi kooch.

by KarateWerewolfRobot March 8, 2010

nigger kooch

when tha coochie so phat u thot it was the ebony pornhub section.

nigga uno: I fucked that white girl Bethany last night and her pussy was juicy af.

nigga dos: oh she got that nigger kooch huh?

by Vicbucks November 12, 2019

Douch Kooch

A person that quits in madden because they are losing.

That fuckin douch kooch quit on me!

by xX1anonymous1Xx January 13, 2009

Kooch Mooch

When a busted looking male tags along with studley friend in order to get slops.

Check out John and the busted looking kooch mooch slinging some game to them fine looking koochies.

by GI Kath (gastrical intestinal) October 9, 2008

hooch kooch

1) prostitute/female sex worker's pussy.
2) pussy (weak human being)

1) I'm getting some hooch kooch.
2) Stop being such a hooch kooch.

by ziv June 20, 2005

Kabul Kooch

The worst possible example of female genitalia. It is as bombed-out depleted and smelly as its namesake Afghan city which has suffered decades of war and has open sewers. Beware a Kabul Kooch has most likely not seen a razor since the Vikings last saw a Super Bowl either.

Man, I wasn't expecting much going hoggin last night but that whatever you want to call her I picked up at the cab stand had a Kabul Kooch that sent me running and I'm on a 6-month dry streak here.

by imcsmith September 13, 2010