Kolacker

Someone who particularly enjoys orange cream

Bro did you see that chick over there?
Yea, she kinda looks like a kolacker.

Kolacker by Ollie🦑 October 5, 2019

Kopacki'd 

When you decide you have to shit, sit on the toilet, then mistakenly pee first. When you shit, the weight of the poop splashes the piss (and water) onto your ass and legs.

I just Kopacki'd myself while going to the bathroom.

Kopacki'd by markerMan April 24, 2018

kolpaks 

South Africans or seth efricens as they are also called.

"No thanks ... I can get three Kolpaks for that."

An unnamed county coach in response to an agent's request for an £80,000 annual salary for a top-flight player

kolpaks by Shivian August 3, 2006

Kopack

v. to suddenly realize you're failing a class because of assignments missed and then rapidly completing them before Friday

N. A gay dinosaur

Example 1: Pulling a Kopack
Example 2: "When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a dinosaur."

Kopack by dykeasaurus January 23, 2009

Kolacker

Someone who particularly enjoys consuming orange cream

Dude 1: Bro did you see that chick over there?
Dude 2: Yea bro! She kind of looks like a kolacker.

Kolacker by Ollie🦑 October 5, 2019

Kolpaked 

The act of placing a Kolpak on a dead adversary in order to show other players that the adversary was measured, marked and tea-bagged.

Mate, are you not going to Kolpak that body? It need to be kolpaked...

Kolpaked by BionicMunky May 13, 2022