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kojacked 

Kojacked is a verb in the past tense, meaning to have purchased something at a higher value than it is really worth.
I just bought some buds and didn't realize I had been kojacked until I got home.
kojacked by PimpMax June 22, 2009
Related Words
cool, has style, smart. Will succeed in live and go really far. Often wealthy
kopac by 05525 January 2, 2011
Bro did you see that chick over there?
Yea, she kinda looks like a kolacker.
Kolacker by Ollie🦑 October 5, 2019

Kopacki'd 

When you decide you have to shit, sit on the toilet, then mistakenly pee first. When you shit, the weight of the poop splashes the piss (and water) onto your ass and legs.
I just Kopacki'd myself while going to the bathroom.
Kopacki'd by markerMan April 24, 2018

Kojack Moment 

A moment when one is craving to smoke a cigarette.
Referring to a Kodak Moment when a nice picture is taken and a moment is took to appreciate the picture.
person 1: Ey mayne im bored and stressed.
Person 2: Nigga its a kojack moment!
Kojack Moment by Saeid March 29, 2008

Kodackblock 

{koh-dak-blok}

noun- When ones cheap, rubishy cameraphone or ancient brokedown point-and-shoot prevents the user from getting something better then blurry ugly photographs. This camera tech incompentence usually happens when the photographer needs to photograph fast action shots, really important family and/or friends based events, barely lit or unlit nighttime photos, etc....

verb- to obstruct a photographer's attempt to shoot a good photograph which is a photo that's clear, crisp, well framed and its subject(s) can be identifiable by most people who looks at the image by simply being a cheap and crappy and/or broken smartphone camera or point-and-shoot camera.

Related forms
kodakblocking
kodackblockable
kodackblocked
The morning after the wedding reception, Diane realized that her refurbished iPhune's camera kodackblocked her as all of her photographs were either too overexposed and blurry with its cheap uncontrollable flash or too underlit, underexposed, and blurry. Either way, no one or thing in the photographs could actually be identified in any of the flubbed photographs.
Kodackblock by Tsarstepan September 14, 2013