Top Definition
a state of absolute apathy and total hopelessness from which it takes years to recover:

DERIVATIVES
ko·je·ma·esque adverb
ko·je·ma·nite noun someone who worships kojema as the
only true way of life
without noticing it he had slipped into kojema, and he knew that from that day on he was screwed

I can't stand that guy, he's a kojemanite

I like your style, you got a very kojemaesque thing going.
by Kojema December 19, 2006

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