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Kofoed: the sexiest creatures to walk on the earth or wheel in a wheelchair. Originally from Idaho, but rumored to have migrated south into Utah. Some Kofoeds have been known to multiply like rabbits! If you meet a Kofoed, watch out, they also have been known to bite!
Wow! That girl is hot, and feisty! She must be a Kofoed
kofoed by A Kofoed! November 25, 2013
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a family name, nortic in decent, meaning "cow foot" or "cow hoove." The first man to be given this family name won a ancient viking battle by killing the opposing king with a cow's leg bone hence koefoed. needless to say all decendients are beyond badass. they kick ass, get ass, pound ass, slamm ass, grab ass, rarely kiss ass, and have even been known to stomp ass.
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Koefoed by rkoefoed February 2, 2010
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To be taken aback. Lost for words. Cannot respond at once. Incredulous. Surprised. Shocked. Shooked
When she told me what had happened, I was koofed.

When I seen the size of his penis, I was koofed.

When that fine boy asked me what my name was, I was koofed.
Koofed by 2GDDSS December 25, 2020
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026