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3. kobe'd
Slang for rape or abuse.
One time I saw this ninja get totally kobe'd by this fuckin badass Pirate. (Ask Matt if you don't believe me)
by BlazinPirate Jul 21, 2003 add a video
1. kobe'd
To have your face pooped on by a really stupid rich idiot.
"I didn't realize I was going to get kobe'd just because Tyrone paid for the white castles. I would rather eat my chitlins."
2. Kobe'd
Used in reflection, an action that is particularly well-executed. Most frequently used in form of the expression "Kobe'd that shit."
"You talked that old woman into giving you her life savings?"

"Yeah, I Kobe'd that shit."
4. kobe'd
To have raped someone, esp. an under-aged woman, and then lie about it.
Mark Kobe'd when he told the police that he didn't know the woman who claimed he raped her.
by anonymous Aug 14, 2003 add a video
5. Kobe'd
the act of rape, whereby a man forces a woman to have sex with her, spef. in colorado, where rape is a common occurance for celbrities and the university's football team. also used in surrogate of rape in online gaming for servers that have banned swears.
1. Pharaoh: that dude came outa nowhere and killed all four of us
not-helping: we just got Kobe'd!
Retroit: Kobeeeeee'd!

2. Some women my claim to be Kobe'd, but ussualy it is true
by John Servo Jun 13, 2004 add a video
6. kobe'd
the act of receiving oral pleasures, expecting sex, and getting none.
I hooked up with his honey at the club, was thinkin I was goin to hit it, but only got kobe'd
by psiv Jul 31, 2003 add a video
7. kobe'd
past tense for rape (i.e. raped)
who that NBA player kobe's that white girl....looks like another hate crime
by charlie Dec 5, 2003 add a video
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