Knudde

A real dutch word. It is used to express how stupid/worthless something is. This word is not used as much anymore, it was invented in 1925. I want 'Knudde' to become a fucking used word again so say it.

A: Shit man my house is on fire, and dinosaurs are eating it, why my rival is fucking my wife
B: Damn, that's knudde.

Knudde by YouknowwhoIamDavid February 26, 2017

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The Knudsen

A sex position in which one person sits on the bed, and the other talks about random and obscure, yet interesting, topics.

Guy: Yo, babe. You wanna try something kinky tonight? It's called the Knudsen.
Girl: Sure!
Guy: *Down the Rabbit Hole theme plays* In 1949-

The Knudsen by SaltySpaghet January 8, 2021

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Knuddel • knuddelt • Knudde • kudde • kludde • knodder • Knuddy • knuderik • knudle • knudsen

knudsen

Knudsen is the most accurate and appropriate way of describing someone who is "lit" or is yet to be "lit". Someone with the last name "Knudsen" either loves country music, or gets tortured by it every year for about one month straight. This is most likely because another Knudsen, in the nearby area, is blasting "Armarillo by morning" on their 14 year old speaker.

Neighbor's mother on a visit: WHAT'S ALL THAT NOISE?!

Son/Neighbor: IT'S THE GOD DAMN KNUDSENS!!

knudsen by NotRuna April 19, 2018

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Jack Knudsen

super famous british wrestler. honestly the best out there. 10/10 moves, and super indy.

He does however have a weirdly close relationship with his tambourine....

from all over the world
the geezer
lemon squeezer
woman pleaser
jack knudsen

Jack Knudsen by DaddyMckenny January 18, 2021