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Knocking on Heaven's Door 

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.
"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"

knockin' on heaven's door 

(v). When, whilst having sexual intercourse with a women or performing the act of cunnilingus, one manually inserts one or multiple fingers into the anus, some going so far as to probe deep within the rectum, to engage in “anal play” in hopes of discovering whether the female currently being explored would be interested in later engaging in anal intercourse.
Jim, "I saw that fly honey your took home last night. What a booty! You throw your salami into the dark depths of her chocolate factory?"

Mosephus, "Shit, white-nigger, she never gave me the chance. I threw two fingers up there but it turns out that I was just knockin' on heaven's door."

knocking on heavens door 

When you are masturbating and you accidentally hit your testicles with your fist.
Guy 1:"Have you ever knocked on heavens door?"
Guy 2: "Dude, i accidentally went knocking on heavens door last night and i was in pain for hours".

knockin' on heavens door 

(v.) To be undergoing spiritual enlightenment before ones death.
Mama put my gun to the ground, I can't shoot them anymore...

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026