n A male who indulges in masturbation or yoghurt knitting. Unlike the word wanker this is more a statement of fact rather than an insult.
That guy is a real yoghurt knitter. He became an associate member of the mile high club when he took one off the wrist in the toilet of a jumbo.
by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011
A 21st celebration where guests knit a 'square' that is later sewn into a quilt for future use by the newly inducted young adult.
The family were invited to a knitter celebration in order to distract from the more wild shenanigans that would be taking place in the evening.
by Peaches Hamlet December 30, 2017
by twobigbullies February 12, 2012
Definable as a woman who has become stinky due to her crusty white dog. Usually around 5 feet tall, dyed hair and has a Nintendo Switch.
by stinkylaundrydetergent January 22, 2023
by killhags43 January 1, 2012