Knife

When you do anal with a girl and your dick is semi-flaccid.

Kyle: Dude theres spooning, forking, but theres no such thing as knifing!

Andrew: Bro i just knifed your mom last weekend!

by TheAmazingChan January 5, 2011

knife

n. pl. knives (nvz)
A cutting instrument consisting of a sharp blade attached to a handle.
A cutting edge; a blade.

v. knifed, knif·ing, knifes
v. tr.
To use a knife on, especially to stab; wound with a knife.
Informal. To betray or attempt to defeat by underhand means.

I'm gonna knife your brother if he ever touches my ride again.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

Knife

A knife is a sharp utensil that is used to eat and cut through things.

I had to use my knife to eat my steak.

by Mr.ImInThere October 23, 2017

Knife

1. A sharp object used to perform many tasks such as cutting one's wrists, performing a castration on your bitchy old neighbors, and shanking.

Tom shanked Bill with my knife, Bill castrated Mike with Tom's knife, and Mike slit his wrists via Mike's knife.

by Sherpent October 21, 2008

Knifed

Means you are being stabbed by a "Knife", really stupid word in real life, but in the game "Counter-Strike" it's totally O.K!

Phil: OMG! FUXXING N00B, KNIFED, PWNEED! :P :P :P
Max: That was just lucky, u came from behind! :P

by TopeZ April 11, 2006

knife

Just like shotgun or pistol, it refers to a seating in a car, this time referring to the back left window seat.

Knife, if it isn't already taken.

by Marticus April 1, 2007

Knife

When you take a shit and it feels like someone is stabbing your asshole.

Jessica: " did you just take a shit in my bathroom?'

Jerrod: " yea bitch, and it was a damn knife, im gonna be hurtin' fo days!"

by 3 lil babies February 12, 2011