knife

n. pl. knives (nvz)
A cutting instrument consisting of a sharp blade attached to a handle.
A cutting edge; a blade.

v. knifed, knif·ing, knifes
v. tr.
To use a knife on, especially to stab; wound with a knife.
Informal. To betray or attempt to defeat by underhand means.

I'm gonna knife your brother if he ever touches my ride again.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

knife

Just like shotgun or pistol, it refers to a seating in a car, this time referring to the back left window seat.

Knife, if it isn't already taken.

by Marticus April 01, 2007

Knife

Great tool primarily used for cutting flesh and plant tissue. It's use has gone down since the invention of the gun.

Get me the knife, I need to see my ex.

by Iamawesomedog March 31, 2018

with a knife

Used at the end of sentences to humorfy them slightly.

I brushed my teeth... with a knife!
I greeted my Aunt... with a knife!
I went to the library... with a knife!
Jesus brought hope... with a knife!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

knifed

A verb most commonly heard in online FPS (First-Person Shooters.) It is the act of stabbing another player or person with a knife and thus killing them instantly.

Guy:Damn, some noob came up behind me and knifed me.

by Alex the Chao September 06, 2009

Knife

A term that falls under the umbrella term of Red Zebra. Anyone who uses this term in the context of Red Zebra, is conveying how pissed they are with a specific person.

Person 1: Are you ok?
Person 2: Red Zebra, Knife.
Person 1: What? Why?
Person 2: Brian pissed in my cheerios!

by 70RedZebra's March 01, 2022

that's not a knife

paul hogan said it in crocodile dundee. than an australian dude said it in the simpsons. australia.

that's not a knife... THIS is a knife

by crap November 19, 2004