crap's definitions

the cock

what I love, for sure

The cock is what I love

by crap November 19, 2004

best quote ever

tim (australian) said the girl he lost his virginity with didn't beleieve he was a virgin, so I asked why not. his answer was "cos I made her cum SOOOOOOO HARD"

in an australian accent: I made her cum sooooooo hard

by crap November 19, 2004

idiots

I hate them. They're worse than shit.

Those idiots suck ass.

by crap November 19, 2004

FUCK CANADA

from south park. the american ambassador said it.

Canadian Prime Minister: I can't beleieve that even though you americans watch thousands of deaths and violence on tv, that a little fould language would you piss you off so much --

Sheila Brovlowski: YOU ARE SAYING NAUGHTY WORDS!!

Canadian Prime Minister: YOU ARE INTERRUPTING ME!! CAN I FINISH?? PLEASE, CAN I FINISH?

........

okay, I'm finished.

by crap December 11, 2004

bam margera

a pro skateboarder that uses HIM's logos as his own. funny, unoriginal bastard with a tv show.

don't pull a bam margera.

by crap March 23, 2005

road rules

crap

crap

by crap July 28, 2003

that's not a knife

paul hogan said it in crocodile dundee. than an australian dude said it in the simpsons. australia.

that's not a knife... THIS is a knife

by crap November 19, 2004