6 definitions by Iamawesomedog
by Iamawesomedog August 22, 2018
Person 1: Hey, I really like you and wanna go out with you. How about it?
Person 2: No way! All you ever did was criticize and belittle me. You made me feel horrible and you never cared about my feelings. You were messing with all those other people too and just broke their hearts and left them, treating them like toys for your amusement! You caused so much mess and destruction in everyone’s lives! You emotionally destroyed me! I would stay up nights crying because of you! I would never date you because you are trash! *runs away*
Person 1: Aw man, trash zoned again? Welp, looks like I gotta ask someone else out now.
Person 2: No way! All you ever did was criticize and belittle me. You made me feel horrible and you never cared about my feelings. You were messing with all those other people too and just broke their hearts and left them, treating them like toys for your amusement! You caused so much mess and destruction in everyone’s lives! You emotionally destroyed me! I would stay up nights crying because of you! I would never date you because you are trash! *runs away*
Person 1: Aw man, trash zoned again? Welp, looks like I gotta ask someone else out now.
by Iamawesomedog September 15, 2021
Humans are merely incarcerated creatures living unappreciative, mundane lives, and taking for granted the meaning of humanity.
by Iamawesomedog June 24, 2017
It's the weekend, and I'm writing definitions on Urban Dictionary because I have nothing better to do.
by Iamawesomedog March 31, 2018
Great tool primarily used for cutting flesh and plant tissue. It's use has gone down since the invention of the gun.
by Iamawesomedog March 31, 2018
by Iamawesomedog June 24, 2017