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nut first through a knothole 

feeling and looking like shit when you are sick, hung-over, or got the crapped kicked out of you
shit man, you look like you got dragged nut first through a knothole
nut first through a knothole by jr December 11, 2004
A knoth is someone who always knows the answer to everything and can communicate well with everyone. To be a knoth means to excel at all things and be fabulous
As President I appointed Jaime who is a total knoth to communicate my ideas to world
knoth by VPLyfe April 17, 2014
A alternate form of "Farkern Oath" sounds similar when said fast.

Used on message boards to avoid cursing.

Used in Australian slang in conjuction with a swear word to make an exclaiment of agreement as such.
1: Mate, that shiela is hot!
2: Bloody oath mate! <or> knoath mate
Knoath by WillNewcastle January 15, 2009

knothead 

Someone who just doesn't learn from sore experience, whose knotty head speaks to repeated thumpings for trying to do something they were told not to do.
My sack-o-shit father called us all knotheads when we tried to raid the cookie jar.
knothead by Siva333 May 2, 2015
v.
1. To fool or trick another person or animal in a manner that is comical to others.
2. To unknowingly commit a mistake or blunder.

adj. (knothe-like)
1. Describes some form of chicanery that is reminiscent of the legendary P. Knothe

n. (knother)
1. a person or animal that is known for fooling or tricking others through some form of deceptive action.
v.
1. Jeremy likes to knothe his friends incessantly, as if everyday were April Fool's Day.
2. Rob realized he had knothed himself when he noticed that he didn't have his wallet with him at the bar.

adj. (knothe-like)
1. Patrick's actions at the bar proved very knothe-like as he tricked the young coeds into returning to his apartment for a night of debauchery.
Jeremy's frequent knothe-like antics as a postal worker caused his supervisor to bring him up for review.

n. (knother)
1. Troy, the ultimate knother that he is, used the hidden-ball trick to win the dodgeball championship game for his team.
knothe by rs January 19, 2005

Knothole 

Term for the vagina of a woman who engages in canine bestiality. The “knot” is the swollen bulb at the base of a stud dog’s penis when it’s inside the vagina.
Man, that dog sure plowed that chick’s knothole!
Knothole by Nightmare 54 October 26, 2021