A sexual act that contains two men with mustaches. One man performs a bumpkin and the other guy does a rimjob on him right after while the poop is still hot. He accepts the poop into his mouth. the guy who didn't just Eat ass gives the other a blow job, keeping the cum in his mouth. They make out and mesh the two together, creating a Klondike bar.
me and the boys are Klondiking tonight
by stargazer872 January 4, 2019
a sexual act when one person with a mustache has performed a bumpkin on the other, makes quick haste with a rimjob, and they proceed to make out while there are poop crusties dangling as if icicles from mustache.
Me and the boys are Klondiking tonight
by stargazer872 January 4, 2019
by klondikestan4 November 22, 2020
Another rank on Dawn Amber's discord server. Klondikes are the role below Boof Weckman and are given to the 20 most active people each week. Klondikes can ban, mute, and kick, and happily abuse these permissions without anybody stopping them. They were created by Dawn Amber because she and the other Boof Weckmans needed more moderators because they were too inactive.
by eaglebomber_ June 23, 2019
Guy 1 :Dude I so wanna Klondike right now. You have no idea.
Guy2: I could so go for some of that.
Guy1: wanna go get some then
Guy2: hell ya.
Guy2: I could so go for some of that.
Guy1: wanna go get some then
Guy2: hell ya.
by Birch ass April 20, 2019
by P0opF4rt May 27, 2021
When you poop in the back of an Uber, often as a sign of disapproval for your ride or driver, but in some rare cases it can be used to show affection.
Ryan: My Uber sucked.
Cody: Oh, did you give a bad rating?
Ryan: Nah, I just left a Backseat Klondike Bar.
Cody: Oh, did you give a bad rating?
Ryan: Nah, I just left a Backseat Klondike Bar.
by Lil' Pukey February 27, 2018