An act that Jurgen Klinsmann took up during his time at Tottenham. It was widely spread that Klinsmann went down too quickly under tackles and dived a lot. After learning of this he used his goal celebrations in the same manner, by sliding across the floor on his stomach. Inventing the Klinsmann Celebration/Dive.
"It's muddy as hell out on the pitch. If I score I'm doing a Klinsmann Dive"
"Klinsmannnnnnnnn!" *Said when sliding across a muddy pitch*
A sexual act whereby the male jizzes on the girls breasts and then does a running slide across her chest just like the footballer Jurgen Klinsmann used to do as a goal celebration.
Kinsmanship is a bond shared between two or more individuals. Its more thanfriendship its more than love its self. There is a closeness, a sense of fearce loyalty to some one not of blood relation. A kinsmanship takes time to be forged, there is a sense of shared trust and honor. Most often its unspoken.
A kinsmanship in its nature is in no way to be taken lightly.
You came blustering in to my life one day years and years ago, how the hell was I to know we were to forge such a kinsmanship. Its stronger than steel, its worth more thandiamonds.