klerck

To pull off the ultimate troll.

OMG, did you see 90% of the internet get klerck'd by that Two Towers petition?

by w3rd October 29, 2003

klerck

(v) to kill one's self in a dramatic and widely advertised manner.

Herschel finished updating his Livejournal with a lengthy suicide note and klercked himself.

by gyoza1138 April 16, 2009

klerck

A racist piece of shit.

Look, Sally, my klerck is attacking my other turd just because of that piece of corn. It's amazing to think someone could be such a racist piece of shit.

by Richard Dean Anderson August 13, 2003

klerck

n, The ULTIMATE Troll

klerck fucks sheep, while the queen mum fellates his bum, and the knights bukkake princess di's dead corpse

by Jerry Falwell January 25, 2003