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OMG, did you see 90% of the internet get klerck'd by that Two Towers petition?
by w3rd October 29, 2003
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(v) to kill one's self in a dramatic and widely advertised manner.
Herschel finished updating his Livejournal with a lengthy suicide note and klercked himself.
by gyoza1138 April 15, 2009
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Look, Sally, my klerck is attacking my other turd just because of that piece of corn. It's amazing to think someone could be such a racist piece of shit.
by Richard Dean Anderson August 12, 2003
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klerck fucks sheep, while the queen mum fellates his bum, and the knights bukkake princess di's dead corpse
by Jerry Falwell January 25, 2003
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