kittens mittens 

A sarcastic term used to describe someone after an accomplishment.

Jesse: I got a B on my test.

Amanda:I recieved an A!

Jesse: Well, aren't you the kittens mittens.

kittens mittens by Shannnon July 3, 2006

kitten mittens 

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.

Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.

kitten mittens by l0rd_hex January 11, 2004

kitten mittens 

Mittens for little tiny kittens when it gets cold in the out-of-doors.

The cutest crap ever!!

kitten mittens by Julia June 22, 2004

Kitten mittens 

When a woman does not wash her hands after using the bathroom.

Chenetha saw Judy walk out of the bathroom with kitten mittens.

Kitten mittens by Chenetha C. November 9, 2018

kitten mittens 

when you get pissed off at a cat and make mittens out of it

bob:what are those mittens made out of
jon:bitch thease are kitten mittens everyone needs a pair
bob:barf

kitten mittens by mike gallo August 15, 2006

kitten mittens 

when someone or a situation requires you to handle them delicatly...as if you were wearing "kitten mittens". Also their ignorance could scratch you or puncture your skin... so put your "kitten mittens on and handle with caution.

Be sure to use your "kitten mittens" when talking with Mckenzie about politics, she doesnt know the rest of us work for a living.

kitten mittens by purplething July 29, 2018

Kitten Mittons 

A comfortable, elegant mitten for cats endorsed by Charlie Kelly, local business owner and cat enthusiast! Sold at Paddy's Pub.
If your cat is making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME, stomping around and DRIVING YOU CRAZY, or CLAWING AT YOUR FURNITURES, Kitten Mittons is the answer!!
One size fits all -- perfect for one-legged, fat, skinny, or in-between cats!

Kitten Mittons -- you'll be smitten!
MEEEEEE-OWW

Kitten Mittons by brideymo February 12, 2010