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kittenness 

to be unbealeveably cute and eresistable!!!!
that girl was so kittenness!!!!
kittenness by wintercat November 22, 2011

Kittenzoned 

When a girl that has a boyfriend or has no romantic interest in you says you are cute or adorable like a kitten or a similar cute, small, and furry animal.

It's similar to being put in the friendzone but better.
Girl with platonic feelings: Aw, you're so adorable.
Boy with a secret awkward crush: How so?
Girl with platonic feelings: Like a kitten or lemur!
Boy with a secret awkward crush: Uh...hah...? Thanks...
Interlocuter: Oh no! You've been kittenzoned!
Boy with a secret awkward crush: At least we're friends and I'm cute?

Kittenfest 

The girl equivalent to a "sausagefest"

When lots of girls hang out at once.
Girl#1- Hey did you get laid at that party last night?

Girl#2- Nah, It was a total kittenfest.
Kittenfest by CATday June 12, 2011
Getting beat in a video game by a female gamer named Kittened
Man, I just got kittened by Kittened.
kittened by Mehdusa November 13, 2013

kittenpetter 

One who displays loser-like qualities; one who sucks at pretty much anything; one who pets kittens.
Patricles: Dude, you just got killed 5 straight times in Halo,you are such a kittenpetter.
Michelle: You know what, you're a black kitten petter!
Crowd: oooooo, that's the worst kind.

Kittenpetter easily takes the place of the word "noob."
kittenpetter by Michael Bracey October 2, 2007

kittener 

A baby cat, also known as a kitten, that is very cute or that you know personally, usually doing something adorable.
Awww.... look at that kittener!
kittener by fork bomb November 22, 2010