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kitchen pass by chrismusaf June 19, 2004
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Kitchenlessness
A person or family who have no kitchen to store & prepare their food.
Often they are also bathroomless, that means every so ften things get shitty, bedroomless which makes it hard to sleep right leading to not thinking right, livingroomless so that means televisionless and finally this quite often becomes the leading cause of couchlessness and finally, just plain houseless aka homeless. The benefit of becoming rentless or even leaseless gets quickly outweighed by the dire trap of pantryless. Commonly, next is razorless where studies have shown is the immediate cause of joblessness resulting in chronic moneylessness surrounded by a lethal unplanned stretch of friendlessness.
Often they are also bathroomless, that means every so ften things get shitty, bedroomless which makes it hard to sleep right leading to not thinking right, livingroomless so that means televisionless and finally this quite often becomes the leading cause of couchlessness and finally, just plain houseless aka homeless. The benefit of becoming rentless or even leaseless gets quickly outweighed by the dire trap of pantryless. Commonly, next is razorless where studies have shown is the immediate cause of joblessness resulting in chronic moneylessness surrounded by a lethal unplanned stretch of friendlessness.
Well at least they have a place to sleep even though technically, without a kitchen they are kitchenless which means they will be suffering in a state of kitchenlessness.
Kitchenlessness by Su8LiMe1 October 4, 2021
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Kitchen Pass
A fictional pass issued/approved (verbally written or text) by your significant other to get out of the house to hangout or go shopping with your friends.
Micah was able to hangout with his friends last night because his wife issued him a kitchen pass (KP).
Susan went shopping with her friends after her boyfriend signed her KP.
Susan went shopping with her friends after her boyfriend signed her KP.
Kitchen Pass by BIG DADDY 002 May 19, 2009
Kitchenless
Kitchenless by BenchBoi March 14, 2018
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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