a person who sucks up to people in a position of authority in order to get some kind of reward or perks
by Kool Mint Flava October 3, 2004
"High School", by Nicki Minaj ft Lil Wayne:
"I tell her make me some money, she tell me make her a wife
I tell her, "Bitch, you crazy."
Fuck wrong with you?
And excuse my french, but I'm a lone kisser"
"I tell her make me some money, she tell me make her a wife
I tell her, "Bitch, you crazy."
Fuck wrong with you?
And excuse my french, but I'm a lone kisser"
by JustBreathe July 10, 2013
A Pony Kisser is a guy who finds a "Pony" attractive. Where a "Pony" is a girl who wears a lot of makeup, does up her hair every day, wears really fancy clothes everywhere, and obnoxiously large and sparkly jewelry in order to hide the fact that underneath all of that she is just an ugly little horse.
BCH: You see that Pony Gary is making out with?
Garrett: Oh My Gad! She is nasty. He can't be fooled by all that make-up, can he?
BCH: Ha! That Goof, he's such a Pony Kisser.
Garrett: Oh My Gad! She is nasty. He can't be fooled by all that make-up, can he?
BCH: Ha! That Goof, he's such a Pony Kisser.
by King BookRock August 18, 2011
Some one who does anything to get their boss/co-worker/asshole friends to like them. Also someone who should be punched in the jaw.
by JessicaLynn April 5, 2007
A lowlife person willing to use other people as their targets for advancement in their organization or on the job. They are proficient in manipulation skills. They normally have a nervousness about them (constantly moving their leg) or/and talk almost non-stop about irrevalent topics. This is their way of subconciously manipulating their victims. Any supervisor or authoritative figure not capable of detecting this should be terminated immediately for compromising company morale. Ass Kissers like to take gifts to their superiors (fresh mushrooms, fish, etc...) this is a control technique used on weak management. They also love to cause trouble by telling on other employees and if they have nothing to tell they will just lie to have a story. Ass Kissers love trouble! Good managers/supervisors will find a reason to quickly terminate these people because they know that is the Ass Kisser gets the chance they will burn them out of their job. Acronyms for Ass Kisser are BJ and CJ.
cj bjass kisser kiss ass trouble maker troublemaker butt licker dick licker cum swallower sociopath liar stalker
by CEO of NO Ass Kisser Companys August 16, 2011
It seems that baby-kissers are praised as much as they are criticized.
by Light Joker March 5, 2005
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