kiss off 

another term for "piss off" or any other thing meaning get a life or something. Characterized in the song "Kiss Off" by the Violent Femmes.

Ya'll can just kiss off into the air.

kiss off by Pretty Emily February 25, 2005

kiss off goodbye

kiss off goodbye a more polite acceptable way to tell someone to fuck off and you never want to see them again

my girlfriend cheated on me I told her to kiss off goodbye

kiss off goodbye by littlejimmie December 9, 2019

PARKING LOT KISS OFF 

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.

Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

PARKING LOT KISS OFF by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019

PARKING LOT KISS OFF 

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.

Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

PARKING LOT KISS OFF by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019

kiss or get off the pot 

When a person take more time than necessary to do something.

When a person is parking for a long time:

-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!

kiss or get off the pot by The Rocha April 3, 2018

KISS offense 

(v) to conduct oneself or something in the easiest possible manner by avoiding extraneous actions. KISS stands for Keep It Short & Simple or Keep It Simple, Stupid. Much like a basketball coach would call out a Triangle offense or Isolation offense from a sideline, a parent, trainer or mentor would tell their subordinate to "run the KISS offense"

While the intern was fumbling through a long drawn out slideshow that was putting everyone to sleep, his mentor said to him, "run the KISS offense"

KISS offense by Sentinel408 September 9, 2009