by JOOOOOOHHHNY November 11, 2010
When a couple in separate moving cars drives in close and kisses while the two cars speed on. An object approaching the cars, the couple will let go at the last possible minute as the cars swerve away.
Me and Katy are real daredevils! To prove it we drove on two sides of a street pole and preformed the kiss of death!
by Cyanide Cookies March 7, 2011
When a gay man throws just enough shade that you can't tell if he's being nice or cruel, yet you can't deny what he says is true and you can't fight back.
Guy #1: Why does Maria have that look of shock on her face?
Guy #2: I gave her the Kiss of Death.
Guy #1: How?
Guy #2: I told her that dressed looked great the first time she wore it this week.
Guy #1: *Mouth Pop*...Kiss of Death, indeed.
Guy #2: I gave her the Kiss of Death.
Guy #1: How?
Guy #2: I told her that dressed looked great the first time she wore it this week.
Guy #1: *Mouth Pop*...Kiss of Death, indeed.
by Bibliophile88 April 21, 2016
When you're taking a shit and the tip/top of your penis touches the bottom of the seat. If it happens while you're pissing, it can cause a lot of damage because pee will escape through the opening between the seat and the toilet.
John: "How was your shit?"
Craig: "Awful, I got the Mexican kiss of death and pissed all over my pants."
John: "Rough"
Craig: "Awful, I got the Mexican kiss of death and pissed all over my pants."
John: "Rough"
by neo2k10 August 24, 2010
When a girl seems interested in you but suddenly and inexplicably loses interest almost immediately after you kiss her.
"Is Skull still with that girl?"
"Nah he gave her the Skull Kiss of Death and then she just stopped talking to him."
"Nah he gave her the Skull Kiss of Death and then she just stopped talking to him."
by callmeshark June 6, 2015
1. When using an outhouse and dropping a solid deuce, the blue outhouse water that shoots back up and splashes in the exposed butthole is known as the Blue Kiss of Death.
"I thought I was done taking a shit, but as I pinched off that last loaf, the blue kiss of death got me. Now my asshole is going to be wet all day long."
by colon catastrophe July 24, 2009
When you're fucking a girl drunk and she starts has/her period and her pussy lips accidentally touch a part of your body.
"Bruh, I was fucking Becky and when I went to the bathroom to wash off her vag juice, I had the Kiss of Death on my leg."
by Gynophile April 29, 2015