Tries to fix/change/correct/maintain something and completely screws it up.
He just kirtoned that database.
by Sum1oranother March 27, 2008
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To be awesome in it's entirety.
'I was right kirton last night'
by Bigʟee October 24, 2013
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A small village in North Lincolnshire which is riddled full of old people.

Crime rate used to be 0% til the old RAF Camp was rented out for cheap to any old scruffy cunt that entered and now cash machines are going missing...

Has a park, a few shops, a school which is diabolical.

Speed limit is 30 but most people are blind and do 50.

Welcome to Kirton Lindsey.
Kirton Lindsey
by Kirton Lindsey Town Council October 24, 2018
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A fat fuck thinking he’s cool but nothing exept a phat incest mink
Logan kirton goes out with his cousin lol
by ComeSitOnMyCockDavid January 27, 2020
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