Kingman Daily Miner

A poorly written newspaper that covers the greater Kingman area. The paper has become well known for it's relatively asinine stories and ridiculous letters to the editor. Among non-Kingmanites the paper has reached a level of hilarity that may be close to that of Best-Of-Craigslist.

Man: Hey did you read that front page article in the Kingman Daily Miner today about that dog named "Meatball"?

Man #2: Holy shitsnacks that was hilariously fucking stupid, thank God for the Miner when there isn't any new Best-Of-Craigslist's to read.

Kingman Daily Miner by Turd Ferguson's illiterate son August 8, 2012

KingCrew 

KING: The best , greatest , above the rest , superior , a ruler , commander , master.

CREW: the sport of gods, requires constant physical exertion, perfect poise, balance, timing, awareness, brute force, and a sensitive touch.

KingCrew: "Wooooooooo yeah 21-0-0 HELL YEAH!!"

Noob: "F*****************CKER!!!!"

ScarCrew: "yeah i'am a killwhore..... "

KingCrew by KingCrew November 13, 2011

KingCerviux

A person with the username KingCerviux his name means King Vagina he is a user who plays Roblox and has gotten banned a few times not sure why he isn't pban from his name though, he is also admin in lots of games. He also does Discord what a bitch

KingCerviux is the king of all vaginas

KingCerviux by Crimson27 January 5, 2018

kingscrutch 

A YouTuber who makes videos on funny montages, epic moments and a variety of other videos.

“ have you watched the latest KingsCrutch video?!”

kingscrutch by Africansafari September 14, 2019

kingsclere 

Kingsclere is a very dangerous village where a lot of "beef" goes down. It is notoriously well known for its reputation of gang crime, where it holds host to England's deadliest gang; the "K-Clere Massive".

Oh that's Kingsclere I'd stay clear of that place otherwise you'd get Newton nailed by the K-Clere Massive

kingsclere by AsdfghjkCAL February 10, 2015

KingCrazyJam 

a youtuber who has been on the web for more than 3 years! Works on his channel with gaming in the area of, Roblox, Minecraft, Fortnite, Geometry Dash, and more. Throughout this journey of gaming he’s discovered many different hidden secrets. Btw he always yells in his videos so heads up for that! But overall he’s creative and has a well being in this world. So next time you go on youtube, watch KingCrazyJam!

Boy 1: wow did you see this new video by KingCrazyJam

Boy 2: yeah it was awesome! it bLaStEd my ears!!

KingCrazyJam by im cooler than u periat June 6, 2019

max kingmoon

amazing youtuber who has married a cardboard cutout of a video game character from a horse game made for kids

"Did you hear that max kingmoon married ydris?"

max kingmoon by BobTheBlobIsPog February 6, 2022