the old king clancy

It's the same as a Sacremento Turtleneck but with maple syrup

The old king Clancy is a Canadian sex act

the old king clancy by King Clancy May 5, 2018

old king clancy 

When a man has sex with a woman, gives her a creampie, then pours maple syrup on her vagina and eats her out, thus eating a mixture of cum and syrup.

Billy enjoyed giving Susy an old king clancy because it gave his semen a nice sweet flavor.

old king clancy by antjemimimima March 23, 2009

old king clancy 

Popularized by How I Met Your Mother

Involves pouring maple syrup in the vagina before intercourse creating a sticky mess. Then the couple engage in 69, licking and eating each other out.

Yo, that Canadian ho just asked for the old king clancy

old king clancy by Brandee Stinson March 24, 2009

Fancy King Clancy 

An "Old King Clancy" for homosexuals, where an anal creampie is used as opposed to the standard vaginal creampie. This is a much more sophisticated sex move which requires the use of only the finest Canadian maple syrup.

In order to show how deeply he cared, he decided to give him a Fancy King Clancy for his birthday.

Fancy King Clancy by Peanut Butter & Jelly January 20, 2011

Old King Clancy 

Originating in Canada, a sexual act similar to a Sacramento Sweater, except Maple Syrup.

"Frozen Snowshoes, Harvey's Trays, Old King Clancy. I don't know what any of those words mean." -Lilly from the Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."

Old King Clancy by Kid A+ March 23, 2009

Old King Clancy 

A sexual act involing Canadian maple syrup.

I thought of her making pancakes for breakfast in bed, but I'd rather use the syrup for giving her an old king clancy.

Old King Clancy by Wease March 24, 2009

Old King Clancy 

A sex act involving using maple syrup as a lubricant to perform anal sex on someone who has a ton of anal pubic hair. This is the Canadian version of a Sacramento Turtleneck

The Frozen Horseshoe gave me an Old King Clancy using Harvey's Trays

Old King Clancy by HowIMetYourMotherDefinitions October 30, 2013