kontosis

a disease in which there are many symptoms but no doctor or medical technition can determine which one it is. not life threatening in nature

John: did you see nick? he's throwing up, shitting himself, has a temperture and hives.
Matt: what did the doctor say he has?
John: he doesnt know so it must be kontosis

kontosis by John The Fat Bag Farmer Cletus January 18, 2010

Waffle Kinesis

The supernatural ability to spontaneously generate and manipulate waffles. But unless you find someone with Syrup Kinesis, you're basically fucked.

Primer: "Brett, where'd you get that huge stack of waffles?"
Brett: "Waffle Kinesis, bitch!"
Primer: "SO JEALOUS!!"

Waffle Kinesis by mcshittingallday December 23, 2009

guy kinesis 

1.the ability to know what a male thinks

2.the ability to read a male's mind

Rebecca knew Daniel thought she was pretty through her guy kinesis

guy kinesis by mindfucker123 January 28, 2012

Kinesis

Kinesis is a group at New Trier High School filled with the most talented girls and sometimes a few boys of the school. Not only are they the best dancers, they are also the most beautiful, and sexiest girls who rule the school. The dancers work from the start of the school year until January to put on their performance which is the highlight of the school year. Everyone at New Trier comes to see it because they know it is the best. Girls who are not selected to be in Kinesis watch with envy as the dancers show off their talent on stage. Most guys watch knowing they will never see the girls with so little and tight clothing on until next years performance. And the underclassmen watch and realize that if they do not make it past auditions, their lives at New Trier will never be as good as the lives of the KINESIS girls.

Being in Kinesis is the ultimate dream.

Kinesis by kinesis is on fire January 16, 2007

ketosis

In the Atkins Diet: your body's constant state of eating itself from the inside out. Otherwise: your body's constant state of eating itself from the inside out - caused by the Atkins Diet.

Thank God for ketosis, or I would never have lost that comfy cushion on my butt! I LOVE the loose, saggy skin around my stomach and breasts, and I don't miss looking normal and healthy AT ALL!

ketosis by tulipsandmusic June 18, 2008

kinesis

A little known british band, from bolton. recently dropped from their record lable, have jus finished recording their second album (which they done themselves). Should be out soon

Kinesis - billbord beauty

kinesis by Xtasy March 10, 2005

Ketosis

Also known as fagballs, this character is useless and cannot follow simple instructions involving blockbuster.

Don't go pulling a Ketosis

Ketosis by Zwyant March 14, 2008