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a disease in which there are many symptoms but no doctor or medical technition can determine which one it is. not life threatening in nature
John: did you see nick? he's throwing up, shitting himself, has a temperture and hives.
Matt: what did the doctor say he has?
John: he doesnt know so it must be kontosis
by John The Fat Bag Farmer Cletus January 17, 2010

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