kindergarden syndrome 

When a person who's around the usual age of becoming interested in the opposite sex, or past this faze, is not interested in the opposite sex. But at the same time they aren't gay. Its can be abbreviated to KGS for short.

guy: "Why hasn't Chad had a girlfriend yet?"
other guy: "Because, he suffers from kindergarden syndrome."

kindergarden syndrome by EAT MY DEATH March 31, 2009

kindergartener

A kindergartener is a mythical creature with all of his innocence. They can be extremely annoying but are easy to play with and make friends with them

Wow that kindergartener is so cute!

kindergartener by Rookiehours1324 October 5, 2017

Kindergarden Crush 

When you have a small, innocent crush on somebody.

Will had a kindergarden crush on Sarah.

Kindergarden Crush by SPKizzle April 30, 2008

kindergarden project 

have sex from behind with your partner, when you cum, put it all over her back, and then with your penis draw shapes and spread it all around. then you take glitter and macaroni and throw it on your partner so it looks like a kindergarden project!

"man when I banged kailey's mom I gave her a kindergarden project"

kindergarden project by Capt. Edward Reynolds September 14, 2007

Kindergartners Delight 

The act of wrapping ones genitals in a Fruit Roll up, so as to give the other party performing filatio a snack. Used to give girls a little bit more incentive to give blowies. Named for fruit roll ups high popularity with children under the legal age of sexual consent.

Dude: Hey babe, wanna go down on me?
Classy lady: Ew noway! Gossip Girl is on!
Dude: Come on, ill give you the Kindergartners Delight.
Classy Lady: Awe, you spoil me babe! Take those pants off!

Kindergartners Delight by Ahmanblah December 6, 2011

The Kindergartner 

dropping your pants to your ankles and holding up your shirt before taking a piss standing up.

Instead of urinating like a competant, capable adult, I sometimes pull the kindergartner.

The Kindergartner by elsworth12xu February 24, 2008

Katie Kindergartner 

Katie Kindergartner is a grade 7 student who acts like a kindergartner.

I hate Katie Kindergartner

Katie Kindergartner by Bing Bing Bitchng Bing Bitch August 24, 2020