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kiNIMAtics 

The branch of modern mechanics that describes the motion of specialty parts, skin cells and overall being of Nima, without reference to the causes of motion.
Nima walks across the hall.

Scientist: It's time to apply kiNIMAtics to this event.
kiNIMAtics by Dog Ford\ June 15, 2021

ginamatics 

The study of the physics of sex in two or three dimensions. i.e. ginophysicist
person 1: I was studying physics last night with this girl last night
person 2: yeah? wait, was it ginamatics or kinematics?
person 1: well, one thing led to another...
ginamatics by SlicksterMcC April 17, 2009

Time Kinematics Theory 

A theory that considers time as a non energy based force that travels fifth dimentionally in a forward chronological manner, and previous and future events may be pin pointed using an algorithmic sequece which coorelates to the speed of the time flow.
before we work on getting a time machine built, we must consider Time Kinematics Theory.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026