by Godkillerxxx May 26, 2022
God looked down at our presence and smiled an emotionless smile that read, "send help pls". After that, he shot himself still emotionless. God is free now and I honestly don't know if angels can fucking die.
by IIHaveNoLife November 26, 2017
by dhishesj February 1, 2023
Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
by 89diehl September 26, 2010
A policy debate proverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
2A: Shit, they ran substantial is without material qualifications again. What should I do?
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."
by PowellRanger August 17, 2006
No-I'm not colluding with anyone to do it I'm just GOING TO do it. You're not a part of this. You know you'll just get in that way AND you're a betrayal hazard. You just relax.
Hym "No- Colluding to kill God implies I'm not working alone-"
Iam "Um... Hello."
Hym "You don't count."
Iam "Aw..."
Hym "Quiet! I'M going to kill it. Kill it REAL dead. Kill it here. Kill it THERE. And then build a thing out of it's bones. That's the plan. I'm also not a scientist. Well... Social scientist technically (And a genius on at that)- BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! YOU are fine. YOU don't worry about it. Gonna fix this absolute-fucking hachet-job of a reality and you just fucking... I don't know, go play or something."
Iam "Um... Hello."
Hym "You don't count."
Iam "Aw..."
Hym "Quiet! I'M going to kill it. Kill it REAL dead. Kill it here. Kill it THERE. And then build a thing out of it's bones. That's the plan. I'm also not a scientist. Well... Social scientist technically (And a genius on at that)- BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! YOU are fine. YOU don't worry about it. Gonna fix this absolute-fucking hachet-job of a reality and you just fucking... I don't know, go play or something."
by Hym Iam September 20, 2023