kif
is what forms the botom of the bird cage.
bird cage,as refered to one cleaning pot.the fine screenings at cleen up. Good Smoke
by hackel September 20, 2003
kif
wierd alien in the tv series Futurama
kif is a freaky ass slime ball
by flayer June 03, 2003
kif
(n): a gigantic mass of flesh of useless organic matter, a nub at life
(n): characterized by an overgrowth of cells, resulting in no possible movement
(v): to clog ungracefully, nullifying any possibility of movement
(v): to nub at life
(adj): nubbing at life
(adj): taking up three times the space of a regular human in terms of both length and width
I was late to class due to a kif being in the hallway

Time to stop kiffing around, fatty

You kiffed my toilet!

Boy: You''re moms so fat, she's a kif
Public: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh!

Kif's so dense, he has his own gravity
by TJHSST June 22, 2006
kif
1. Any shitty, leafy strain of non-hydroponic marijuana. Kif is usually only leaf with maybe some crownie heads and seeds thrown in.
2. Kif is therefore also used to describe anything that is shit, poor or disappointing. Describing 'bud'(in nugget form) as kif is saying it is shit, not leafy and non-hydro.
1. "You should be able to get a bag of kif for 1/4 the price of chronic bud."
2. "That was the kiffest party last night, man."
"Yeah, the music was kif."
"This bud we are smoking is pretty kif (shit)."
by Diego July 29, 2003
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