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Kidrock'd 

When someone moves from an urban area to a rural surrounding and begin to lose their accent and inherit qualities of redneck culture such as: chewing tobacco, redwing boots, carhartt jackets, using redneck slang, tucking wrangler jeans in boots, driving shitty trucks, etc.
Joe has been kidrock'd hard since he moved to kentucky.
Kidrock'd by kidrock'd December 10, 2010
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Kidrock Syndrome 

An artist,musician or any type of celebrity who thinks there more "bigger" or more "famous" than they actually are.
Yeah I think my nigga drake starting to fall off. He got that kidrock syndrome
Kidrock Syndrome by Real mothafucka September 14, 2020

Fuck Kid Rock 

A replacement for the simple word fuck. Stems from the extreme shitiness of the wothless waste of life that is Kid Rock.
Oh Fuck Kid Rock, I got my cock caught in my zipper again.

Kid Rock 

The people verison of an above ground pool.
Kid Rock by Tbhidontcare July 25, 2014

Kid Rock 

A supposed 'gangsta' from Detroit, who actually grew up in the upper class rankings of a rich family, an hour outside of the city. A man who suffers from small penis syndrome, but attempts to mislead the world by saying otherwise in his lyrics. He keeps his coke in his right front pocket and a wad of $1 bills, that are wrapped in a single $100 bill in the other. His fan base doesn't have any teeth, and are typically morbidly obese. He's coined the phrase "I'm On A Motherfucking Boat!" and hopefully the next time that shipload of white trash sets sail, it sinks. All it will take is one extra ticket to be sold to exceed the boats maximum weight limit and VOILA the world will be a much better place. If he takes Ted Nugent with him...Detroit will RISE AGAIN TO GREATNESS!
"Did you hear that 42 year old man refer to himself as 'Kid Rock?" "Yes, his parents are brother and sister, he can't help it. He's a victim of inbreeding."
Kid Rock by DetroitHatesYou December 7, 2013

Kid Rock 

A mixed up artist who doesn't know if he wants to do rap, rock, or country.
Kid Rock by Anonymous February 13, 2003

Kid Rock 

the luckiest redneck in the world
Kid Rock by Alex May 27, 2003