kididdler

A diddler of kids. A person who specifically diddlers small children, be it boy or girl. Also often known as a chester (child molester) or a chikiddler. A child kididdler. There are many levels of diddling.

Fry: oh my god look at that kididdler!
John: he's diddling that kid so hard! He's all sweaty!
Fry: he looks like he could use a moist towelette.

kididdler by Curfry August 16, 2009

Kididdler

A pedo or catholic priest that diddles children.

"Hey, Susie, did you hear about the kididdler that moved into apartment 5C?"

Kididdler by Jane Fondmi November 19, 2022

kriddler 

The kriddler is someone who fixes things that still work and leaves them broken. Derived from kriddled. The item that is now in worse shape than it was before is now "kriddled." A common symptom of being a "kriddler" is the false perception that microscopic, often crystalline bugs are nesting and crawling on the skin. A kriddler will often be seen carrying 5 unrelated objects together. A kriddler will often be seen wearing a flashlight on their head. A kriddler will often crawl across hotel floors at night focusing on the shadows under the door and sounds from the hall. A kriddler hired to build a shelf in your garage will more likely organize you screws, nuts, and bolts thinking he or she has done you a service. If you see a person walking a cat with a leash chances are they kriddle. Kriddlers may determine they are being tracked by secret agents via an oily film found on their car windshield.

Kriddlers are known to help you look for stuff they just stole from you. A kriddler will try to sell something shortly after they stole it from you. They will also wait to steal from you when it can be pinned on someone you like or they don't like. A kriddler will admit to somthing today and deny it tomorrow. Kriddlers often will take something without asking and leave it some place else.

Kriddlers are often seen with pillbillys and pillagers.

Don't let that kriddler touch your computer.

That television worked alright, but now only the A\V input works with no volume. It is a piece of shit. It has been kriddled.

I made the mistake of meeting the kriddlers at the compound.

Never loan a kriddler money. Never front a kriddler a bag.

Not all tweaks are kriddlers, but all kriddlers are tweaks.

kriddler by Tyler Eves August 13, 2010

kadiddlehopper 

something we couldn't figure out in a crossword.

"Hey do you know what a kadiddlehopper is?"

"Can you look up kadiddlehopper for me?"

"The only clue I can't get is kadiddlehopper"

kadiddlehopper by Ram's Head January 20, 2009

Kiddler 

A kiddy fiddler.

Me: Man, that Rich T is a real kiddler.
James: I know, he just can't stopp fiddling with kids.

Kiddler by Dan Dutton August 12, 2008

stinky kiddler 

a very stinky child molester

JARED IS QUITE THE stinky kiddler

stinky kiddler by fingerlickingvaginaparticles November 7, 2020

kadiddlehopper 

A stupid ignoramus whom you can look down upon. From the Red Skelton character Clem Kadiddlehopper, the archtypal American hayseed ignoramus.

"You think he's a kadiddlehopper? He's nothing compared to George W. Bush!"

kadiddlehopper by RLK September 27, 2005