1) Any human being which inspires utter disgust, loathing, violence and/or relating to any emotion or reaction associated with a passionate hatred of said individual.

2) A person who, by his very rudeness, smelliness, lack of intellect, lack of sensitivity, affinity for one's mother, or any other negative quality a human being can possess, effects a violent reaction (including, but not limited to, spitting and kicking in the crotch) to an incontrollable hatred conjured up by an individual who comes into contact with the depraved being known as Kid That I Hate.

3) Anything you want to spit on or kick in the crotch.
WHAT! Kevin had sex with my mom last night! That damn Kid That I Hate!

(USAGE NOTE: All letters in the phrase must be capitalized to indicate extreme hatred)
by Matt January 19, 2005
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It is a somewhat old fashioned way of saying "just kidding." It sounds more Shakespearean than "jk d00000d."
Person A: Bitch, I'll kick your ass!
Person B: *Gasp* You have such a sailor mouth!
Person A: What the motherf**k??
Person B: Har har, I kid, you old sea dog!
Person A: Har har har har!
by Ben L. January 9, 2006
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this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.
So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.
by mandingoe September 30, 2004
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A phrase said by a condominium after a male orgasm
After he came, the condom screamed, I kid you not!
by Brex1477 April 12, 2022
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Quote by Seungkwan, a member of the K POP groups SEVENTEEN.
A way of saying «are you kidding me?»
The phrase is often used by «carats», which is the name of SEVENTEEN's fanbase.
Seungkwnan: Kimbpap-i kidding me?»
Vernon: No, man. It's true.
by Maiken Doritos May 24, 2017
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The condom that all guys above 13 have in their wallets and bring to parties even though they know that they wont be getting any.
Dude A:Hey, i think that girl likes me.
Dude B:take her upstairs...
Dude A:allright, i dont think anything will happen though. im way out of her legue.
Dude B:well do you have your who-am-i-kidding condom?
Dude A:yeah...
Dude B:then you might aswell try. If the rooms a-rocking, i wont come knocking
by NotYetFamous February 25, 2008
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