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When you take an overcooked grilled cheese, paint it purple and tape it to the wall and yodel at it
Carl: Woah! Thats a really nice dickballscuntcockshitpiss Jimmy!

Jimmy: Thanks!
Dickballscuntcockshitpiss by Cxtfish February 10, 2021

California Kickball Five Base League 

A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is breasts. Third is a handjob. Fourth is a blowjob. And home is the obvious.
Dude, Alex was totally dominating the California Kickball Five Base League last night. That kid's got game.

Kickball with Russians 

Being a boof ass lil nigga
Sean Stavert definitely plays Kickball with Russians

dickballs 

noun: derogatory comment; statement of being both a dick and balls.
hey there, dickballs, i'm trying to fuck your sister, get outta here!
dickballs by no August 17, 2003

Major League Kickball 

MLKB is the first men's professional Major League Kickball league ever. Started and owned by FACKA (Frederick Adult Coed Kickball League) President Jason Mecler, MLKB leads off with 8 teams across the country, ( The Maryland Monarchs, Philadelphia Funk, New York Snappers, Chicago Kestrels, Phoenix Gilas, Akron Marauders, Los Angeles Threshers, and the DC Metros) and new teams on the way. Games will take place on professional softball fields. The traditional red ball has been replaced with a custom made, black, size 5 soccer "style" ball with treading and 9 men fielding. With an iphone, ipad and itouch app already out, real teams and major sponsorship, Major League Kickball is looking to take over as the next big professional sport.
Major League Kickball is coming soon to a city near you.

National kick balls day 

Boys it’s time, for one day there will be a purge of girls going round too boys and kicking nuts this way you cannot nut in no-nut-November
Jeff: we got school today

Harry: shit it’s national kick balls day