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Spatter Khak's

Khaki pants that have been slightly soiled after standing too close to a urinal or bathroom sink.
Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.
Spatter Khak's by TacomaBeags March 15, 2011

Khaki Sack 

A fabric constriction around the groin that occurs as a result of sitting or propping up a leg in tight pants (preferably khakis), forcing others to have a superfluous magnitude of testicular knowledge.
You might want to push that waste down a bit before sitting down. You're rocking a khaki sack
Khaki Sack by Steve Gorak November 10, 2009

Khaki Sagger 

A negative term for white people, or someone acting unreasonably white.
The cracker barrel was full of khaki saggers buying all the ceramic roosters.
Khaki Sagger by Oneshyshawty March 25, 2022

khaki shart 

When a man named Fin tries to fart, but excretes greasy poop out his anus, through his underwear, bleeding through his khakis. Not knowing of his serious poo foul he parades around town showing off his khaki shart to everyone in small town Ohio. Being the cheapskate that he is, upon discovering his monumental shart error, he tries to rinse out and remove the shart stain from the khakis in his kitchen sink only to be caught by his wife. As punishment for wasting a good pair of khakis, Fin's wife banished him to sleeping on the basement couch for two weeks.
Fin ate Mexican for lunch which created a gassy bubbling in his stomach. He tried to fart, but it was a shart. The shart stained his khakis being known worldwide as a khaki shart.
khaki shart by CRE10 November 14, 2013

Khaki Sanding 

1.) An activity between two co-workers who are both trying to get a quickie in at the Office.

2.) An action that involves keeping your pants on, and success may only be achieved by wearing strictly khaki colored khaki's.

3. When a caucasian male gets a sunburn with the intention of becoming tan but instead of a bronzie brown completion the caucasian male peals and remains a pale caucasian male.
Hey man, I was in my cubical bout 5 minutes ago and saw Double D Dolores and stretchin Gretchen "khaki Sanding" on Tonto.

khaki sacker 

Term used for a married person at work or in the military that brings a lunch to work every day thats packed in a brown bag by their wife. Also known as a "brown bagger".
We're going to Mcdonalds for lunch today. All of the Khaki Sackers are staying put.
khaki sacker by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005