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keyboard jizz 

the nonsense your fingers come up with when your fingers spaz on the keyboard, normally indicating extreme emotion that words and/or emoticons are not great enough to explain

most commonly a combination of letters from the "home base" keys
alksfdjlaskdfjlafksjdfa
Arianna: I can't go tonight, I'm grounded.
Sarah: but dude it's Halloween.
Arianna: 'but dude' it's my mom..
Sarah: jalsdfljasdfjasldkfj
Arianna: cute keyboard jizz
keyboard jizz by matsucarianna December 11, 2010
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keyboard jizz 

Jizz that lands on your keyboard due to unexpectedly explosive ejaculation.
Andy was masturbating furiously, he got carried away and this resulted in keyboard jizz.

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026