kewlmonk 

def,

1) A 49 year old pedophile that hangs around a message board chatting to under age children, Whom he lures to his home by offering candy and sex.

2) Kewlmonk also means "fat fuck"

ex,

1) Is Kewlmonk talking to emily again?

2) Dude your such a Kewlmonk!

kewlmonk by Myke February 15, 2005

kewlmonk 

A badass member of EF with many a followers.

Also:

:kewlmonk:

Myke sux.

:kewlmonk: :cool:

kewlmonk by :cannon: April 6, 2005

kewlmonk 

greatest sept 04 entensity forums member

Kewlmonk is way hotter than Myke, damn hes hot!

kewlmonk by kewlmonk February 13, 2005

kewlmonk 

Worst. Member. Ever.

eclipse, Antone, brywonder, 8

kewlmonk by Opie February 14, 2005

kewlmonk 

worst '04 member of entensity ever

damn nigga, that '04 be SUCKIN

kewlmonk by idestroy February 14, 2005

kewlmonk 

a worthless piece of shit that enjoys jerking off whilst eating the remains of family members

dude, that guy is sucha kewlmonk

kewlmonk by spewgazi February 15, 2005