A dissociative drug which, once taken, makes a lot of people spout all sorts of pretentious pseudo-intelligent bullshit about the universe and how there's something more, or some such other massive shite.

This constant need for unnecessary musings on things not real undermines the fact that there is actually a beautiful world around us which people have forgotten to appreciate.
Guy on Ketamine: Hey man, have you ever thought there might be something...more...than this?

Other guy on Ket: Yeah man, parallels and shit--

Sober human being: Shut the fuck up
by Dubshadow October 28, 2009
i took this drug and it was goood as shit.
how it felt:
at first my heart starting beating real fast and i felt like the shit. i saw light. i got an out of body experience. i was on the bed and my bed started twirling and flying throughout the whole house.it was just fuckin incredible. i want to do it agin. when i was twirling i went through walls and went to india. when my trip ended, my was really gooofy. at first my image was really distorted and i couldn't think straight. it felt like i was being born. when it started clearing, my reflexes were really slow and i felt MAD GOOD. i started laughing. my one friend tried talking to me and all i said was -andy my friend and started cracking up really retarde. when he asked how i felt- i was like smooth as a cadfillac. seriosuly take this fuckin drug! you wont regrte it!
after taking ketamine i felt real good.
by mast sucks October 26, 2007
A, frankly, boring drug that you have to snort in enormous amounts to get into a k hole, but more often than not you'll sneeze after a couple of nostrils full and revert back to normal, feeling ripped off.

Besides, who the hell first thought that it would be a good idea to snort animal tranquilisers in the first place?!? There's a place for special k, and it's Battersea Dogs' Home.
I think we need to take Lassie to the vet.
I think we need to get monged at the vet.
I think we should let Lassie get monged at the vet.
by OD Smith March 10, 2005
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